1. Album Art

    maxeth:

    dgfan:

    taplaos:

    chocolatte-milk:

    sonlco:

    Jokes on you.

    Daft Duck exists.

    HOl Y FUCKig n sshIT I CCANT BELEIVE

    who found this

    Title
    Daft Duck
  2. carryonmy-assbutt:

    fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

    domina-domina-omnimalum:

    thebabbagepatch:

    hereghostyghosty:

    jordaamn:

    johnstridur:

    adriofthedead:

    thesunmaid:

    parents making sex jokes

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    grandparents making sex jokes

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    nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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    nine-year-olds

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    NINE

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    NEIN

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    Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

  3. stunningpicture:

So apparently if you park like an asshole in Atlanta, your car gets a boot for every parking space you take up

    stunningpicture:

    So apparently if you park like an asshole in Atlanta, your car gets a boot for every parking space you take up

  4. thesabbit:

#now you’re thinking with pumpkins
OH MY GOD

    thesabbit:

    #now you’re thinking with pumpkins

    OH MY GOD

  5. asvpnerd:

please signal boost this and spread actual facts about the virus

A friendly PSA from the CDC: “Don’t Panic!”

    asvpnerd:

    please signal boost this and spread actual facts about the virus

    A friendly PSA from the CDC: “Don’t Panic!”

  6. lord-kitschener:

    grumpyguns:

    squidowlrobot:

    the-tonberry:

    reaill:

    babestuck:

    i WANT AN OTAMATONE THEYRE SO ANNOYING

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    I am obligated to reblog this on the grounds that it is insanely annoying and I want it.

    oh my god. i cannot stop laughing 

    oh my god they’re really cute and i;m laughing so hard

    The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:

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  7. It’s nothing personal but…

    I follow lot’s of smaller-scale blogs and individuals who I enjoy seeing posts from when I visit my dashboard - so that being said, if any 1 person is completely monopolizing my dash by posting 10-20 posts at a time all at once, on a regular basis, I eventually will have to unfollow them. I’m sorry if that includes any of you reading this; It’s not something I do lightly, and if it’s a one time thing that’s fine, but if it’s happening a lot then it can be a bit overwhelming and as I said, it drowns out the other people I want to see when I come here. Maybe a flood of content is right for some people but I prefer a steady stream of many different people and likewise is the reason why I religiously use my ‘queue’ for new posts to evenly distribute them over time.

  8. deanismypatronass:

    cocolooo:

    deanismypatronass:

    cocolooo:

    i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

    I don’t believe such a thing exists

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    I was mistaken

  9. liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

    liquorsexandtattoos:

    2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

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    Title
    Party Rock Slider
    Artist
    Triple-Q
    Album
    The Very Definition of Cancer
  11. waluigiwatch:

Only for the WAH U.

    waluigiwatch:

    Only for the WAH U.

  12. kaipo-n-stuff:

    kaipo-da-asianguy:

    the struggle is real

    I’ve had to explain this like 12 times what the joke is because some people don’t know how glasses work

  13. kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

    kanayahummel:

    theperksofbeingdornish:

    ohanameansfamily24:

    -behindbars:

    the-grand-highboob:

    thusmylife:

    b1ush:

    condescendingchristian:

    image

    oh my god

    As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

    As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

    As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

    50 degrees in England 

    100 degrees in England


     

    I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

    they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

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